HyperGamer64's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Morgue]

Mesmerizing...

Wow, I dunno what to say.... Well, "What the hell was that," works pretty good, but seriously, what the hell WAS that? I don't mean that in a bad way, either. One of the most original animations I've seen all year. I loved it. Hard to say anything other than keep up the good work!

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Thanks!

[Survivor: Hyrule]

Never gets old

Great. I was completely satisfied with the whole thing so there's not much to say other than great job. The audio was a little rough in a couple spots, though. Ease off the mic in later shorts.

[Ambush!]

Flawless

I was blown away by the quality of this one! On par with what you'll find on TV! The author clearly knows his Kirby, as everything such as character models and special powers were perfect mirrors of the games'. I can't wait to see more!

[The Little Girl]

Goldilocks, eat your heart out!

That was great! Very professional and thought-out. I'd love to see more dark tales like this in the future.

[Autumn Tree]

Bravo

A dignified and tasteful approach to a very real tragedy. My only bit of fuss was with the voice acting, but hey, you're not professionals and you didn't do that bad. Were voices really necessary at all, though? Would written text like that in silent movies been a better approach? Overall, a fantastic job. The only sad thing is, there's kids like that all across America. That letter was very scary in its truth. I am a firm believer that yes, teachers, parents, and America, has "fucked up," but I also believe that genocide is not the correct answer.

[Pixels on the Brain]

Zzz... Zzz...

Huh? Wha? I'm awake, I'm awake! Wow, that one was long! And it was nowhere near as funny as it was painfully lengthy. A lot of the jokes were either simple slapstick, forced, infantile, or just dumb, with one or two clever ones thrown in the mix. And was it just me or did this whole thing feel like a lame attempt at Robot Chicken? I'm going back to sleep.

[Sanctuary]

Err, uhmm, ehh... er... uhh...

Umm...

He's got the -- whole -- world, in his hand!
He's got the -- whole -- world, in his hand!
He's got the -- whole -- world, in his hand!
He's got the whole world in his hand!

Everybody, c'mon, sing with me now!

[-Duel-]

I almost didn't comment...

...but you used the Requiem for a Dream score as your credits theme and I just bought that movie today, so it's like destiny for me to comment on this... or something.

It was nice. Nothing too, too special. Well done and everything. You seemed to be going for epic -- you came off as almost epic. It wasn't bad, but I don't think I'll watch it twice.

[Incredible Screaming Cat]

Yup.

Well, it did deliver a screaming cat. Overall though, this is pretty crappy for the front page. There's been a lot of this lately. What's up wit' dat? I actually had a lot more fun listening to the BOM sound at the end of the Flash. It's actually a pretty cool sound clip. Sped up, it sounds like something I'd expect to hear in a dark hallway of Silent Hill. Wait, what the hell am I doing? I'm giving this Flash too much credit, that's what! It sucked! Don't bother! There.

[Decline of Video Gaming 3]

Thank you!

Wow. Just wow. That was great! I'm surprised I never took the time to watch Decline 1 and 2. I've wrote bigger reviews than this, but there's really nothing more to say about this one. Everything was flawless! TV quality stuff! Go Super Flash Bros.! It's yo' birthday!